Julius: Of COURSE not you hopeless HALFWIT, I was being IRONIC, Jorbiuz Primes on a metal rod... And don't ever enter my 2nd person action lines like that. its DISGRACEFUL. i guess ill make sure to send THE WHOLE NATIONAL DEFENSE DEPARTMENT to your house next time, since not even a SWAT TEAM is enough to keep your pompous uppity ass down for more than FIVE SECONDS. You are nauseatingly desperate for VALIDATION and ATTENTION (even though no one is validating your EMBARASSING and ATROCIOUS narration), all in order to prove that whatever HORSESHIT you learned at art school wasn't all useless pretentiousness that will never be useful ever. alas, you have wasted your entire life wasting time for a bachelor's degree in frivolous bacon burgerstudies. out of ANGER, i will now vanish into the VOID, a narrator like you will not be able to comprehend the events that are about to transpire. im really going to disa-fucking-ppear rn

NO STOP IT